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The act of making someone else's girlfriend squirt. The term references a combination of Houston Astros #27 Altuve hitting it the ball out of the park. There's also an element of someone cheating, usually the wife/gf in this case.
Bull: Why you mad bro?
Boyfriend: I had to change my sheets because you gave my girl The 27 Splash!
When you're takin a dump and the toilet splashes your booty hole.
I love it when the unwanted splash happens and butt hole gets splashed with shitty toilet water, especially on public toilets.
A sexual act whereby a person performs a rim job on another person during the event of explosive diarrhoea in order to splash plate the excreted fluids over themselves and their partner
Can you splash plate me tonight?
The outcome of forced downward ejection of urine forcing loo water onto the underneath of the toilet seat.
Lesley you just caused under splash in the downstairs toilet.
The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping
Hey Darren did you curb splash again?
when a woman needs to urgently piss and doesnt have the time to take her dress off
friend:"wow that was a fast piss!"
pisser:"yeah i had a quick gash splash behind that caravan"
friend:"holla!"