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Half-night stand

Similiar to a one night stand,

Except being stopped halfway through and asked to leave

Man A- 'How did it go with that chick last night?'
Man B- 'Pah, it were horrible, I think my cock was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave'
Man A- 'Thats weak dude, I thought she was into you too'
Man B- 'Yep, just a half-night stand for me'

by llihp notwen June 5, 2011

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One-life-stand

Having a one-night-stand with a man or woman, getting pregnant, and having to be responsible for a child the rest of one's life.

Richard intended on having a one-night-stand with the drunk girl he met in Vegas, but instead, got the girl pregnant and had to help raise the child--he ended up with a one-life-stand.

by nympho bobcat December 15, 2010

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freaking book stand

A person, usually in the U.S. or Europe, who's purpose is to hold freaking books.

You are SUCH an awesome freaking book stand!

by Special Steve October 16, 2004

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Bub's Concession Stand

The place for Swiss cake rolls, glasses of soy sauce, and letter "D"'s.

drinks a glass of soy sauce from Bub's Concession Stand Woohoo! Clear the launchway, boys! We're taking this baby TO THE MOON!

by dj gs68 April 26, 2003

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hand stand job

the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.

aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"

by Trent mangus April 12, 2011

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stand alone complex

When collective consciousness manifests itself in a series of seemingly related actions by unrelated individuals without actual collusion taking place between them.

The term was popularized by use in Japanese cyberpunk Anime Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex (2001), also recently (2020) used by the Tim Poole in his cesored interview with Alex Jones.

Jone: Just look at the most powerful people in the world (who are tax exempt) saying "We're going to shut the economy down to help poor people" - the UN's own reports admit that lock-downs already starved 2m people to death, it will kill 200+ million if it goes on for a year. They're bringing it back. So it kills dozens of times more than died of supposed COVID (we're not denying that COVID is a real thing, that it kills people), it's that the lock-down is meant to economically compromise us, put us into debt and consolidate power and control.
Pool: To what extent is this a grand conspiracy or stand alone complex? Are you familiar with the term "stand alone complex"?
Jones: Yes
Pool: Is it possible that Amazon is totally in favor of this, lobbies in favor of it because they realize - when you lock down the economy - people have to go to Amazon, people have to go to Walmart.
Jones: Sure, are they taking advantage of the crisis or create the crisis.

by GlowNGR November 14, 2020

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Fort Night Stand

A take-off on a "one night stand." A casual sex-based fling lasting a short period of time, usually around a couple weeks.

Steve-"What ever happened to that Jersey girl you were talking to?"

Sean-"Oh, that was over quick, it was just a fort night stand."

by sourdieselkid January 6, 2011

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