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Stinky vomit, bad-smelling and repulsive puke, what you might be lying in, with an empty bottle of Yukon Jack or Southern Comfort still in your hand, after a one-man New Year's Eve party.
So I get back from my date with Belzebub with what's left of my dignity and what do I find? Carol, my roomie passed out under the toilet bowl in a pool of her own regurge-o-stank. Lord, give me strength.
A place where carpets go when they have too
much "piddle" on them and are burned in a huge bon fire which the place "stanks" of
dirty piddle!
"oh, rodeny piddle stank towns are the worst"
"I know what you mean elizabeth piddle stank town are worse than chicken coops!"
When you grind on the toilet and then shit in it
"yo dude you were in the toilet for a while"
"yeah man i was taking a grank n stank"
when someone has the nastiest breath you have every breathed and it smells like a concoction of chicken noodle soup, tuna, and stank. when you smell this smell, there is a 99.999999999% chance that you will be scared for life, potentially dead. it is especially common in middle school boys who have no sense of hygiene at all. once you have smelled tuna noodle stank, you will know immediately. pls be careful out there
Wait.. do you guys smell that? What is that smell?
I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf
.. two periods later ..
Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*
When having sex, a girl puts her finger in the guy’s ass, pulls it out, and pokes him in the eye with the same finger.
“Bro, how’d you get Pink Eye?” “My girl gave me a damn Stank-Eye Dave!”
When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
When a guy is getting head and wraps his leg behind the girl and inserts his big toe in the asshole.
dude last night i was with my girlfriend and used the indiana stank foot