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Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.
After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.
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An exclamation of frustation
Damn. I lost! I need some steak!
A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.
Woman-"What's today's date?"
Man-"Steak and a blow job day! March 14,! Hooray!!!!!! I'm a carnivore with sexual needs and desires!"
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I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.
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A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.
"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."
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A Long Island Cheese Steak is a man in his early twenties with a spray on tan, a bottom up polo shirt, blow out hair cut who drives a BMW.
Guy #1: Yo look at that d-bag in the beamer next to us.
Guy #2: Yo, he's a Long Island Cheese Steak!
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when a girl stands on her hands and someone poors melted cheese into her vagina, then eats it with a spoon.
Willie ate your mom's eatonville cheese steak.
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