quik stop

a warmongering idiot

"Quik Stop's posts are often stupid, such as, "TELL SADDAM HI FOR ME HIPPIE."

1👍 3👎

Stopping Traffic

any creative form of suicide which potentially causes traffic problems.

1. Driving into oncoming traffic.
2. Sticking your head out of a manhole on a busy street.
3. Hanging yourself from an overpass or interstate sign.

These are all examples of stopping traffic.

1👍 4👎

Stop Squirting September

The female equivalent of No Nut November. This is a challenge where women do not squirt/ orgasm for the whole of September for equality, if boys have to do it. Girls have to do it too.

Guy: Hey girl wanna fuck.
Girl: Sorry I cant, it's Stop Squirting September.

stop playin wimme

stop playin wimme

either means you want that person to stop messing with you or you want that person to stop playing around with you and already date .

“ Niomi sent me a screen shot of her crush saying stop playing she was happy all day”

trey said,” stop playin wimme before i get mad” .

And they dont stop coming

And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming

And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming

19👍 3👎

stop sign surprise

When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.

"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."

17👍 4👎

Stop Being A Dick

Seriously. Just stop.

I told that guy at the show tonight to stop being a dick, and he punched me.

74👍 23👎