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Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.
He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.
The occurence of a guy not lasting very long in the sack before he ejaculates. The type of barbecue that involves hotdogs and buns but doesn't last long enough to be a party.
"You need to make yourself last longer. I don't want another two stroke barbecue"
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A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.
Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.
Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.
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This is when a guy gets gets caught masturbating.
He was caught having a stroke.
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Fella who cums after but one stroke of the cock.
Johnny 2 is a one stroke joke.
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Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.
"Last night I went crazy, I musta been around 350 strokes per minute!"
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When you have a stroke because you are so overwhelmed by your phone battery being at a full 100%.
Guy 1:How'd he die?
Guy 2: Poor bastard had an unlimited power stroke.
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