noob stalker

1. A weido / extremely uncool person who consistantly likes and comments on all or majority of your facebook photos or posts when you clearly don't want them to.

Hot Chick:
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!

xXhardcoremathnerdxX likes this

xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX

Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!

uber noob

some that has been playing a video game for a long period of time but still sucks donkey dick at it.

That nigger cojack is such a fucken uber noob.

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beer noob

Somebody who pretends to like the taste of the discount urine they're drinking in order to justify getting drunk as cheaply as possible.

Cashier: "Is that a case of Coors Light I should be ringing up for you?"
Beer Noob: "Does the nametag on my janitor uniform say Bill Gates or something? Natty Ice please."

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noob muffin

A n00b and/or nub who constantly gets pwned in xbox/ps2/or life. Goes very well with a nub and/or n00b cake. Following with a glass of nub milk will ensure pure pwnage. Anyone considered a noob muffin sucks entirely and should never game/live again.

Duggan you noob muffin stop shooting your own teamate you we-tard!!>!>!>! nub...

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noob

word used when identifying someone who is new to something, or suck at something. newbie would be used for everyday life, but noob can only be used in case of video games

"ZOMG HE GOT 1 kill and 34 deaths?! BWAHAHAHA!!!!1"
"lolcakes, wut a noob"

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noob

No Offense On Beginners

This is generally speaking those called noobs means they have the level of what in comparison to a beginner's level.

God, this guy is a noob at FPS games!

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Noob

pronounced: noo-buh
a term that means one is new to something (primarily gaming). new people to internet lingo believe this to be the derogatory of newbie, Newb, which is wrong.

noob: hi, im a noob to this game, can a senior player please give me some tips to playing
senior player(internet lingo ignorant): no asshole, go QQ in that corner over there
senior player(internet lingo savvy): sure, although you might want to write this down. Also you should use (websites relevant to game) if you need any help.

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