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Surf n' Turd

Reverse blumpkin; when a female is droppin' a deuce while a guy simultaneously tongue punches her meat curtains

My girl was horny but she had to take a shit so we opted for the surf n' turd.

by Wolfpack, Inc. February 26, 2016

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Windansea Surf Rats

Punk kids who live in La Jolla and pretend to be poor surf trash. Usually have shitty tattoos of crosses, cigarettes, or martinis on their arm. Enjoy petty vandalism, usually with surf wax. Too chicken shit to act like a true gang. Well to do parents keep them out of any significant trouble.

Look at that Windansea Surf Rats, he's 120 lbs of pure pussy repellant.

by jhgfdfjkljft987 August 9, 2009

58๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Surf the crimson tide

Giving a girl cunnilingus during menstration.

It looked like Wong ate a red popsicle after he surfed the crimson tide.

by David Lee May 30, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by the cheshire kat August 8, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crowd Surfing Responsibility

Also referred to as CSR, crowd surfing responsibility is the obligation of all concert goers to be aware of and help notify others of incoming crowd surfers. This is crucial to the safety and well being of all present, crowd surfers included.

In a most devastating display, a would be crowd surfer fell into a mosh pit and was trampled. If only those on the edges of the pit would've practiced good crowd surfing responsibility.

A 300 pound man crowd surfed through an area where no one was paying attention. One person was crushed to death because of the failed CSR.

by ke1v3y October 31, 2010


Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

by AOmundson June 18, 2023

23๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


faire du surf

an amazing band in Vancouver WA, the band is all hot guys, great indie/rock music.

Hey did you guys go see faire du surf last night?

Yeah they're so indie.

by indielover69 December 4, 2010

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