Random
Source Code
Random
Did you drink all the sweater milk, that was for the baby
A brief relationship during the winter months sought out to provide oneself with an added sense of comfort, security, worth and purpose, which will then seem less relevant or necessary once winter is over. Similar to the "cuffing season" phenomenon.
"She doesn't want anything too serious, I'm just her winter sweater"
You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep
Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!
an uncircumsized penis, it's referring to the foreskin than over hangs the tip of the penis; usually found on the penis of red-heads.
"That guy's uncircumzied penis is fucked up." "Yah dude check out his flesh sweater!"
When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
Medium to large breasts making a jiggling motion inside the cover of a sweater.
Hey Gary, check out the sweater jello!
when you sweat the same amount as 7 people
"Oh damn you exercised hard"
"Yeh man you know how it is, just had a 7 sweater"