Stankle Taint

A gooch, grundle, or taint that is in dire need of a scrub down or a good soaping.

I did 94 squat thrusts in a row and i got the worst stankle taint!

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Taint slide

The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.

Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming

Guy 1: oh shit

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Taint Tag

a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:

1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone

2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'

3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win

4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not

public (may be amendable, but not advised)

Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.

This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.

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Taint-Rapist

Unwanted violation of the taint

A taint-rapist took me behind an ally and did strange unwanted things to my taint.

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taint painting

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).

Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.

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taint monkey

A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.

"He knew she had herpes and still fucked her! What a taint monkey."

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Taint Juice

The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.

Dude I rubbed taint juice all over luke's face last night.

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