Air Taxed

When someone leaves something of great value on an airplane after a plane ride.

Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."

Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"

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dude taxed

The act of inflating a group tab through unwarranted purchases of manly items such as beers, whiskey shots and White Russians.

Hey man WTF is up with this bill? How is our liquor bill more than our dinner?

Yo Bro, you just got dude taxed!!!

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trans tax

Additional and often unreasonable costs a transgender person runs into to use their desired name and gender, even after the legal change.

They wouldn't update her account name, only let her create a new account and pay for having everything transferred over. Ugh, trans tax...

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butt tax

The requirement to untain a girl/guy for sex, relationship, etc.

"What do you think the butt tax on her is?"
"The only butt tax I had to pay was a lollipop!"
"She required a hefty butt tax!"

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fleabay tax

The money you spend fixing all the dents and half arsed repairs that the original owner inflicted on your newly acquired 2nd hand amp/guitar/unicycle. Allow typically 10% of RRP.

'Picked up a manpad for 800 bucks last week. 'Cost me another $700 in fleabay tax tho, some nonce had stuck the sights back on with chewing gum and gaffa tape. Gah.

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Fat Tax

A federal tax on all states that deducts you eligible tax return every year for being OBESE. Based on your BMI.

dude 1: "Man, I may not have the Beetus, but that fat tax is straight up Nazi foreal yo."

dude 2: "Yeah, Roger is gonna go bankrupt!"

Roger: "Man, fuck the Police!"

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Hippy Tax

1. An amount of money paid in addition to the usual amount with the assumption that some of the proceeds will benefit a popular charity or other cause.

2. Extra money paid for a product which may or not include additional features, products or services aimed at the hippy market.

3. Money paid by those who are predisposed to paying extra for products and services that help them to pretend the 60s never ended.

Cheech paid the hippy tax for his organic milk and soy burger. He spent $25 for lunch, I spent $4.50 on my fast food.

The New beetle is nothing like the old VW Beetle; it's essentially a rounded Golf with a hippy tax added.

The Toyota Prius levies a heavy hippy tax on green consumers who have no concept of total cost of ownership.

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