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Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”
I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.
Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.
Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."
James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."
I have never been to this school
HOOOOG RIDAAAAA said the sped class at lane tech
A moron that works on cars, usually at a dealership that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.
The stupid tech said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio
Where a bunch of dudes with the clap, aids, and stds go and transmit these Diseases to there female piers
Transit tech Boys who are burning on fire like a lighter
Yo bro I just fucked.....now you know this bitch burning
A program that's supposed to be fun, but ends up being a living hell.
Person 1: "Hey, how's P-Tech going?"
Person 2: "Don't even get me fucking started."
A moniker given by 4chan's /g/ board for Emily Young (formerly Anthony), who appears in many Linus Tech Tips videos and serves as a writer for the channel. The comparison to Shrek is due to Emily being overweight. The name Tech Fiona has also been used since Emily came out as transgender.
I want Tech Shrek to sit on me