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Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.
Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."
James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."
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Where a bunch of dudes with the clap, aids, and stds go and transmit these Diseases to there female piers
Transit tech Boys who are burning on fire like a lighter
Yo bro I just fucked.....now you know this bitch burning
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A moron that works on cars, usually at a dealership that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.
The stupid tech said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio
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Not quite a full tech... The effort is there tho!!
She's only a half Tech... She'll eventually be a full tech soon enough!!
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A moniker given by 4chan's /g/ board for Emily Young (formerly Anthony), who appears in many Linus Tech Tips videos and serves as a writer for the channel. The comparison to Shrek is due to Emily being overweight. The name Tech Fiona has also been used since Emily came out as transgender.
I want Tech Shrek to sit on me
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1)Tech-Know Nothing Really noun
A word to describe the accumulated knowledge of lies that are given to a customer to make them think you know a lot about what you are talking about when it comes to a computer and anything related to its uses. A common word swapped around the vast majority of fellow workers in the IT service industry.
“I’m afraid Ill have to do a check up on the Tech KNR before I can give you a update on that serial port set up sir”
“Don’t you know that you have to plug in the DDR Ram with the port setting adjusted in the BIOS setting to flash the processors core settings in its cash. This can all be found in my local Tech KNR data base sir.”
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Tech addiction is when someone relies on tech for normal daily activities and cannot survive without it. Tech addicts are shown to express distress when their signal is lost. A distempered tech addict should always be avoided.
Harold's tech addiction has got the better of him. I'm sure he's gonna off himself since his GPS went down.
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