Animal testing

Some weirdass thing people do to make medicine. Pretty cool cuz now you don’t have to die from some random-ass disease but also pretty bad because the cool ass animals get hurt ass because the chemical ass ass is harmful ass. But at least-ass we get-ass pay-ass-back for-ass against rats for causing the black plague-ass

Asses may or may not be my favorite animal but i don’t think they are used in animal testing

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poop test

The Testing of Whether or not one enjoys the passing of a massive hard poo, signifiying that the anal cavity has been stimulated. Oh that also makes you a total fag for likin havin it in your butt.

"Dude have you ever taken one of those dumps that felt SOO good after its out?"
"dude thats the poop test! You love the cock!"

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Glaucoma Test

When you're having 69 with a chick and she farts in your eye.

Dude, I was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol' Glaucoma Test. Nearly ralphed right there.

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Earthquake Test

This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.

In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.

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Test

Test, don't rate.

Test

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Rorschach Test

A metal/industrial band from the 1990's, lead singer by the name of James Baker. Baker graduated from a seminary school, and turned to music after being defrocked for heresy. They made three albums, "The Eleventh" in 1996, "Unclean" in 1998, and "Peace Minus One" in 2000. Their lyrics centered around Sex, Crime, Prejudice, and Politics. Very much worth listening to if you like industrial music, and if you can find an album.

That Tulsa cop was looking offended when I blasted Peace Minus One by him at the light.

Don't put in the SOAD or Korn cd again... lets hear some Rorschach Test!

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picture test

on a dating/social media site, what others think of and how they perceive the selfie on your profile.

what is it to Louis XIV if i passed someone's picture test and they messaged me or not; beauty is in the eye of the beholder when we meet in real life.

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