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john jones

John Jones is the dull guy that you see at a party sniffing some girls hair. He is normal but odd and has no sense of humor. He also can sometimes resemble a blob fish.

Person 1: He is kinda a John Jones.
Person 2: Oh he is totally a John Jones!!!

by Dolphin Dancing April 23, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jon Jones

A juicy slut

Hey, it's only a picogram, that's like a pinch of ssalt in an olympic swimming pool, that's not cheating! - "a Jon Jones fan, probably."

by thatdude283 December 30, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Millie Jones

One of the biggest slags of all time. Lies about everything and even faked a pregnancy for attention. Did she get fucked by jack kelly? Who knows at this point the girls gotten on her knees for so many boys weโ€™ve lost count at this point. Wears about 5 push up bras and her ass is not even big

That girl Millie Jones is a fat slag

by Keepdownlowessex April 12, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mike Jones

A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach

Who? Mike Jones
my name is Mike Jones
i like to rap Mike Jones
Mike Mike Jones who mike jones

by Matt from PV PA March 8, 2006

60๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jim Jones

A rapper hailing from the notorius Harlem. Smart-businessman turned lyricist and video producer. Gulliest person in any hood.

Don't quote me man cause, i aint say sh**.- Jim Jones, Certified Gangsters

Thats for them ice-cream ni**as. pull up with the AK and lite them cream ni**as.- Jim Jones Purple City Gangsters

Put some crome to your soul and let it blow there they go.-Jim Jones Purple City Gansters

Now be advised we be them guys hundred G's on a ride, gun on me when I drive, gun on me when i ride
Cause of that envy and jealousy...- Jim jones Purple City Gangsters

by Alesia February 1, 2004

221๐Ÿ‘ 217๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lolo Jones

1). A wildly talented American Olympic Hurdler.
2). To be epically skilled at something.

ex:
Me-Do you want dinner?
Friend- Can you cook?
Me- Oh, I've got skills. Lolo Jones skills nigga!

by Mr. Shickadance September 25, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Serious Jones

When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.

Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.
Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.

by Eric Ike June 30, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž