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headless math

The inability to quickly or accurately solve algebraic expressions using exclusively mental fortitude.

... and then the teacher says, 'take the square of 15, multiply that by 12.5, add 35 and then perform express the result as a factorial'.
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...

by YAWA January 26, 2020

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doing math

Using the excuse "Doing geometry homework" to hook up with your girlfriend.

"Hey baby, I'll be tangent to those curves!"
"Somebody's been doing math!"

by AngelBelle June 20, 2006

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do the math

1: It's logical, especially without anyone else's opinions.
2: Figure it out yourself, especially without anyone else's wisdom.

NOTE: "Do The Math" to me is based on happenings that are correctly added up and bottom-lined.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 1, 2010

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Math DJ

An educator who creates beautiful or elegant math, by mixing and matching ideas from different disciplines to vow their audience—they are neither generalist or specialist, who use creative ways to convey difficult math concepts, or are bewitched to come up with intuitive or elegant solutions to math problems.

If math teachers, editors, and writers thought like a math DJ, the public perception of math being a dull or difficult school subject would be a thing of the past.

by MathPlus August 20, 2021

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my maths

Maths website for boring teachers who dont wanna put in any work

Johnny: Hey billy did the teacher set homework?
Billy: Yeah, but only some boring shit. The teachers call it My Maths

by King GOISIS The 1st September 12, 2018


Meth-Math

A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.

It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.

by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021


Milk Math

When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.

"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."

by Friendofthemilkmathmaster January 3, 2011