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A bus person is someone who catches a bus to and from school every day.
you are 25% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school. you are 50% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school BUT you are on the bus for more then 40 minuets. you are 100% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school, your on it for more then 40 minuets, and you have to wake up before 6:30 AM to get to the bus and you get home after 4:15 PM after school on a bus with a bunch of weird people and sexaul girls.
mate #1: hey look at that bus person!
mate #2 yeah, he must be very tough to be a 100% bus person!
person 1 hi person 2
person 2 hi person 1
person 3 hi person 1 and 2
person 1 and 2 ignores*
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 i wasn't neglected for once
person 4 fades out of existence due to not existing
person 5 walks in hi people
person 1 2 3 and 4 hi person 5
person 4 fades out of existence
Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.
Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason
An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous
An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions
An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse
"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"
"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"
Someone's personality makes them super attractive.
I got a personality boner for her.
Personality sex is non physical fornication in which two people share incredible conversations and deep feelings but none of it is physical attraction.
Man that chick was cool. I totally had personality sex with her. I wish she was actually hot :(
Natural attraction or affinity towards someone intellectually, emotionally, spiritually, and or sexually despite the gender or orientation of that particular individual or group of individuals.
An alternative to sexual orientation that would have us believe that relationships, business, personal, or intimate could be based on sex and sex alone.
Personal Orientation allows us to remove labels of gay and straight and to look beyond gender into the soul and heart of relationships.
When Michelle was asked about her sexual orientation she simply replied that I am in love with the most beautiful man in the world, David. He makes me laugh, he makes me think, and he is a freak in the sheets. For that reason my Personal Orientation is focused on David and David alone.
When John was asked why he chose to be gay he replied, I didn't choose to be gay I was born this way and more than that my relationships do not revolve solely around sex! How boring would that be? My Personal Orientation happens to be with Men because they they stimulate me in more ways than one.
When Brenda spoke about her lover Chaz she did so with conviction, but it was from a place of orientation and not preference. No one has a sexual preference because to say that implies that we have power and control over that aspect of our lives; and we simply do not.
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