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Gilchrist County

The riveria of the suwannee valley, orginally inhabited by native tribes and now inhabited by savages. Place where you may see someone skinning a bear on the hood of a camero.

Don't mess with that guy he is a real gilchrist county type son of a bitch.

by Trenton Chris March 26, 2011

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County Bound

For a person to be on their way to county jail.

Hey you seen Jim? Nah, he county bound

by broward954 April 8, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fairfield County

The county that contains many wonderfully rich towns such as Darien and New Canaan. Known for its ritzy homes, fabulous public schools, rich residents, gorgeous scenery and high-class society. However, crappy towns such as Norwalk pollute Fairfield County's should-be-spotless image. Don't plan on getting a house in this area unless you spend your life trying to impress...or if you don't want to spend less than a mil on a house.

So where do you want to move when you grow up?
Oh probably Darien or Norwalk.
Do you have a mil to spend on a house?
No way dude!
Then don't plan on coming within a yard of Fairfield County.

by iAmADbager March 11, 2005

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Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.

The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.

by FridgeRaider May 18, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


lincoln county

A county full of women who use their children as pawns. You blink and you will miss it. You arent missing anything though.

Lets go to lincoln county and get drunk.

by Eiram Y'cats July 7, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


walker county

Methed out cousin fuckers

Omg that walker county fuck is retarded

by That guy from bama December 19, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lake County

White people everywhere. The only county In California you DON'T wanna live in. Consists of tweakers, old white folks and racist police officers. May or may not find used needles on sidewalks. Cess pool of STDs and hepatitis.

"Lake county is my hometown."
"That's not something you should be proud of."

by Honest John January 5, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž