When you finger pop 2 girls on either side of you, therefor moving you hands like a crab
Taylor went crab crawling this two sluts last weekend
When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.
mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab
The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.
"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023
noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.
This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!
I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
When your in a conversation and it's starting to get dry so out of nowhere you say "U BOBBLE CRAB" and that's a conversation started.
uhm...
uhhh
so hi?
uh hi?
ur such a bobble crab~ 😌
lol what ?!
i said bobble crab
I- BAHA
A Bitch who racks up crabs, and leaves them at you house...
Ex...That short red headed "Crab Racker" hoe, The One that walks up and down pierce street, all day, looking for money, so she can drop off more crab racking mother fuckers just called me again for the tenth time this week.