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David

He is an asshole

I know a David at my school and he bullies me...

by Girlpower11 June 4, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


DAVID

a mexican wet back born in mexico who came across the border with shackles on his feet. a david likes to go mobbin keakin out in oakland and likes to listen to LIVEWIRE records and hang out with his bruhs. someone who desires to live on bancroft in oakland california, loves to shake his dreads and get the ends of them dipped in bleach and be sippin on some BO, SOME LEAN all day errryday bruh. a david is someone who likes to give his dopedick to all the fine females in oakland california, he likes to lay the pipe down on the black hynas , a david is someone who loves keak coochie and wishes he was african american, someone who wants to be LIL B's based god slave for the rest of his life. a david is someone who will marry a white bitch from oakland california named kreyshawn and together they will sing GUCCI GUCCI at their weddding and play DLO you played me . a david is someone who wants to learn how to put in weave hair and someone who loves his dreads nice n tight.. always flossy. he loves to swag out to the fullest

omg have you seen that keak ass bruh ? hes such a DAVID.

by BASED_GODESS August 2, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

He is FUCKBOY! He may seem nice at first but once you get to know him, you will realize that he is the BIGGEST jerk in history. He does not even seem like a fuckboy at first but he is and you will soon realize that!

Sarah: Ugh... This boy is such a david......

Debbie: What do you mean?

Sarah: That he is a total fuckboy

by slsps08 March 20, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

A kind clever man with beautiful short brown hair and the most beautiful dark brown eyes. He is bit of a flirt and any girl would be lucky to have him and he has the most beautiful singing voice. He is also very funny and strong....and....yes....yes....yes....a great kisser.

man: Damn David stole my girlfriend

woman : How did David end up with that cock sucking bitch.

by cluntbaby12 May 27, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


david

david is a ugly guy with a watermelon head and he likes guys

david is ugly

by the world.200 June 26, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


david

is fat, lazy, talks shit and poo's every where including on his girlfriend( sorry that was all a lie)

david

by david schramm November 17, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

David got the fucking fatest head on this earth. His head is like a fucfucking wreckendball. His dick so small shit look like a small finger and he gets no fucking girls he like Minecraft hoes

#david

by Dqvidgghh October 31, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž