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geek tax

Geek Tax is the amazing waste of time that you must endure when crap stops working.

Today my internet stopped working. I've been troubleshooting various things for the past few hours, and I'm not sure I've accomplished anything. I think the problem is upstream from me, but I didn't get to this conclusion before unplugging, uninstalling, restarting, cursing, for a few hours. I almost redesigned my network topology in the process. What a high Geek Tax!

Of course the next tax will surely be in the form of re-installing windows or something like that.

by Rich Kreider January 26, 2006

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Power Geek

1. A Geek who doesn't look like a geek, but more of an athlete. 2. Someone who loves to take part in StarTrec and Star Wars conventions but just doesn't fit in due to their aggressive look and build. 3. A nerd that can not be pushed around.

I have a Power Geek friend at school, but no one messes with him because he would demolish them for trying!

by the2ndflood November 14, 2007

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geek out

1. To participate in or talk excessively about a current interest or obsession which is not part of mainstream culture.

2. To enthusiastically share details about a current interest which is of little or no importance to your audience.

She told me not to geek out about capoeira unless I had something new to say.

by Julie Halsema April 20, 2006

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Geek Squad

Geek Squad is the biggest bunch of assclowns under the sun. They think that the are the end-all be-all of anything regarding computers. They think that a week long course in pressing "ctrl+alt+delete" enables them to be elitist losers. Stay away from them at all cost.

My computer was broken, so I sent it to Geek Squad. Now it is a smoldering pile of rubble.

by Robbo15 January 6, 2006

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Band geek

1. the bandhall is their 2nd home
2.the good ones arnt geeks, but very talented smart, sometimes popular
3. glare if choir, theatre, or non-band people are in their hall
4. theres are at least 2 freshman whores
5.tend to get horny on busses and trips
6.about 50% get high 2 or more times a day
7.can change their clothes in front of others without a care
8.misses lots of school
9. principal is thier bitch
10. used to passing out, blacking out, spending 8 hrs in the hot summer w/o food or water

The fact that all band kids are geeks is definitly a sterotype, as i am not.
This one time at band camp

by I dunno what is my name? November 22, 2004

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Web Geek

A personal that is addicted to being on the internet. They typically are either on a social network or online game more time during the day than doing anything else.

A web geek can also be considered as someone who uses the internet to do most things, such as, research, buying clothes, food, electronics, cars, houses, and date.

Another example of a web geek is someone who knows everything there is to know about the internet, such as, how it started, it's history, it's protocols, and the best websites to visit.

"He is always on the internet."

"Yeah, I never see him doing anything else."

'He's such a web geek."

by Dregyn August 12, 2011

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geek boner

Getting excited over videos games, computer specs, a piece of gear drop on wow, and so on, like you would get if you see a hot girl.

geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins

by zepth007 December 5, 2009

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