noun
plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"
"Oh boy, do I have a loaf for you! Wait until you hear about this."
An idiot who doesn't understand things very well
Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!
Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.
There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.
Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!
A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.
Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.