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The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film by Alex Jones that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people. The Obama phenomenon is a hoax carefully crafted by the captains of the New World Order. He is being pushed as savior in an attempt to con the American people into accepting global slavery.
The Obama Deception
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otherwise know as toaster waffles.
Dad: "Can you make me some Obama Cakes?"
Daughter: "What?"
Dad: "Waffles."
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A rare, magical dust that has the power of epic-type fixing, healing, or enhancement. It's name originating from the fail-proof solutions proposed by the Barack Obama administration.
Kewbla: Oh man, I think my dog just got hit by a car and is going to die!
Marley: Don't worry dude, I'll just sprinkle this Obama dust on him and he'll be fine.
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"The only man in America that says nothing better than anyone has ever said anything. He hopes for change, and is changing for hope. He hopes that you will vote for change, or change your vote for hope. He is the future of change and hope, because the past is not change, or hope." - Taken from excerts of his speaches.
This man is not for America like the above stated def of him says. He is inexperenced, doesn't know what to talk about without a teleprompter (yes he is even worse than Bush at speach) and doesn't really ever state anything that he is going to do to "change" America.
A vote for Barrak is not a vote for "Change", or "Hope" but a vote for the downgrading of the USA. A vote for more illegal immagrants, horrible policys, higher taxes, and more likely than not, WAR.
The above def stated that he will not be killed if he wins. On the contrary, Snipers are polishing their guns and waiting for either him or the Anti-Christ Hillary to make their move.
Barrak Obama - "I hope that change will come for the future which changed from the past, and hoping that a future of change will change the hope of the past for change and hope...and...(looks around confused for the teleprompter has been out for the last 10 mins) uhh.....ahh.....uhhh.....HOPE, CHANGE, PAST, FUTURE!
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A cell phone given to people on welfare.
I only got 71 minutes on my Obama Phone this month.
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A shape only expressed by the highest intellectuals.
"Bruhhhhh I wish I could draw this weird shape" (dumb)
"Fine brethren of great value to me, I would like to attempt mt hand at this amazing, outstanding work of art by commencing my intellectual powers to illustrate the OBAMA PRISM" (SMART/BIG BRAIN)
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Barack Obama is the first adult mulatto closeted Bisexual 44th President to be thought as a President that was going to unafie blacks and Whites, create more jobs, keep Criminal Foreigners out of America (the list goes on). But instead has caused race division, raised the deficit to support other countries, fostered panic about climate change, did little to find Sleeper Cell Terrorist Bombers in America, glorified gender confusion, didn't act on positive promises (the list goes on). In short. Became America's worst President between 2009 - 2017 leaving a massive mess for President TRUMP..
Hey, who you voting for? Barack Obama cuz he's black! Dude...you're an idiot..
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