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A salamander that dont take shit from no body. When he grows up he turns into this human form that gos to the dentist every day and gets that dentist from an adult super store where the dentist rubs a dill doe on his teeth and he thinks it makes his teeth clean even though his teeth turn the color of a nigga in Compton. This can also replace the word fuck.
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A salamander that dont take shit from no body. When he grows up he turns into this human form that gos to the dentist every day and gets that dentist from an adult super store where the dentist rubs a dill doe on his teeth and he thinks it makes his teeth clean even though his teeth turn the color of a nigga in Compton. This can also replace the word fuck.
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When a someone views a girl who is incredibly disgusting, disease ridden, and/or obese, yet they can't help but imagine the unlucky bastard that would be able to lift those fat flaps back, often after a full bottle of tequila, and please himself between those thunder thighs, with a gentle aroma of stale mustard flooding his nostrils.
"Wow, check that out. Better get me my harpoon."
"Blake Would Go."
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Jordan Felix blake is the most amazing person you will ever meet he will always have your back no matter what he is amazing in every way and I love him so much ig // @/blaine_alexander_blake
Jordan Felix blake is daddy asf.
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He was a man well known across Georgia and Alabama for many trades and talents but what people know him best for is his ability for compulsive lying.
Dude your full of shit, Id believe The Famous Scott Blakely before id believe you.
The Famous Scott Blakely results are in and....you are not the father
A very smart and kind person who can be shy at times. But opens up a bit when you have one on one conversations. Trustworthy and supportive no matter what. Always has your back and is not afraid to tell you the truth of what you're really thinking. Loves owls, riding his bike in the rain and being around his friends. Has insecurities but is still only human. He is respectful, kind, and caring. Somewhat sporty with good sportsmanship. Must realize that it is ok to let his guard down and relax a bit. Must learn to take his own advice sometimes too. Has a good sense of humour and never offends anyone intentionally. Good to talk to late at night when you can't sleep. He listens even if it is something small that is bothering you. Can be sensitive but strong too. He is someone you want in your life for a shoulder to cry on to someone who can say something to make your day better.
Someone: Who's Blake?
Me: A friend that everyone needs. A Blake Everyone needs.
When u play with a girl and she plays with u
I’m get a dirty Mallory and Blake