Absolute fucking unit. He is an enemy to the state of ohio and is the destroyer of assholes. When his cock throbs earth quakes are created. He is circumsizer of men and women, he is not sexist. He is the end of all things racist. He is your new step-dad, and you actually like him. He is the opposite of a bitch boy, he isn't gay. He is able to be homies with astolfo without wanting to fuck him. He was named wrongly at birth, his name was supposed to be God.
Hey look its god also know as Brody.
you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. brody will make life seem like you’re living in a disney love song.
i love brody! even tho he’s got acouple loose screws (maybe even a few).
A bitch that will steal your man
Girl 1: Yeah I just started dating Logan
Girl 2: Ooh don’t tell Brody, she’ll steal him
Brody is someone who is really loving but gets rejected a lot and the girl that he like doesn’t like him back. He is a funny,nice,cute, and the beast at yo mama jokes. But all in all he is just looking for someone to love him.
Brody is so cute
Brody is a sweat shop worker, usually at SHEIN or TEMU. He will send “help me” notes on clothe tags but goes unnoticed by buyers. He will forever be a sweat shop worker.
Oh I know Brody, he’s the #1 inspector at the SHEIN sweatshop!
The biggest chad on the planet. Has big dong . 10 inch at least . Is handsome and kind and sweet.
Oh hey its Brody bow down or else he will steal yo bitch
brodie fw no hoes and no fakes. He the top shotta in the business. Even doe he white he carry a block at all times.
yooo is that Brody?
Yea bro he in the gang and shi