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When a man puts his penis inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bloody cock out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.
My girl was being a bitchy on her rag so I gave that slut a wet burrito.
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Wrap your cock in a tortilla and fill the tortilla with whatever a normal burrito would have (sour cream, cheese, maybe hot sauce) and then start having anal sex. Before you cum, you stick the newnan burrito in the woman's mouth, giving the taste of cock and burrito.
Mary kept asking me for mexican food last night, so i gave her a newnan burrito.
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A traditional mexican food. The recepie:
A. Get a burrito. With fri joles and rice and cheese.
B. Get a blender.
C. Get milk.
D. Put burrito and milk in blender.
E. Put blender on the highest setting.
F. Drink the burrito juice. It will give you cancer.
Dude, try some of this burrito juice; it's awesome!
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one who is a pirate of burritos
"hand over the burrito and nobody gets it in the ass" - the Burrito pirate
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taking a dump in the cleavage of a woman then preceding to titty-bang her then having her blow you right before climax
This girl that I took out the other night really loves a hot, steamy brooklyn burrito.
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A poorly made burrito, as if made by a whiteboy. e.g salsa dripping out, not wrapped on both ends.
Bro, i was super tired and hungry last night. I got a burrito at Taco Bell the guy who made it must've been tired too, because my burrito supreme came out a Whiteboy Burrito
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Name of a now-defunct local fast-food chain based in Wichita Falls, Texas during the 1960s and 1970s. Firm went out of business in the 1980s after news reports circulated that its meat contained dog food by-products.
Don't think I'll go to Taco Burrito today. Heard they use dog food in their meat. Makes me want to puke.
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