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When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
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to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.
"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"
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Blixs can be what ever you want them to be, feelings, objects, dirty looks, thoughts or blixs can mean absolute nothing at all when you use it!
I been catching blixs!
She fly i gotta catch those blixs!
I was standing on corner minding my own and i stated catching blixs!
Did you see all those blixs ? Lets go catch um!
I haven't had blixs in a minute I need to catch me some of that!
nonsense slang Ronzell
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Phrase used right before there's about to be a fight (in jail) Same meaning as "get in the grid"
Imma need that pack or you're gonna have to catch the wall homie
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Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"
Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."
To Catch a Predator
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You and your bestfriend act as if y’all are together for a day
No catching feelings mean to go out with your best friend for a day and not catch feeling for each other for the month of November
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durban slang for going to sleep
Hey man, Im tired, gonna go catch a dorse
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