Lawn Chair Driving

Driving with one's left foot resting just outside of the driver's side window. Similar to driving with a gangster lean, but not as hardcore. Requires the subject to be limber and totally lax like they're at the beach, except instead they are zipping through traffic.

Yeah, the cop pulled her over for lawn chair driving. Said her foot was blocking her side mirror.

pull up a chair

A friendly invitation to join a conversation, have a discussion or share a meal. A longer version of the same expression might be, "pull your chair up to the table and join us". A nice way of inviting someone to "have a seat".

Pull up a chair and join us.

Chair support officer

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.

Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.

Put the chair in the kitchen

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

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Fishermens deck chair

When the man lies on his back and the women sits with the her legs either side of the his torso and her hands behind her looking at his feet while he performs oral sex

Jimmy: Frank, how was your date with Mary
Frank: Awesome we did the fishermens deck chair. I've still got the reminder on the end of my nose.

adirondack chair

Signal for urban swingers. Different colors have different meanings.

White ones mean the dude is into both female party goers pegging him, often.

Purple ones mean anything goes.

I was driving through Upton the other day and I couldn’t believe Dave had white Adirondack chairs out front. I never would have thought he was so into pegging!

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comfy chair committee

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

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