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Like King Midas of greek mythology, a person with GPC believes their penis to be magical, witholding the power to turn a queer woman straight through intercourse. A common syndrome among straight cis men who believe lesbians only exist for their enjoyment.
Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.
Guy: "Hey, you're only a lesbian cuz you haven't had sex with me, I can turn you straight"
Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"
Someone who does not desire to grow up, hence the name: peter pan.
Because Heather lived in her parents house for 40 years, her parents said she had a peter pan complex.
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The back-to-reality complex (noun):
Also referred to as the BTR-Complex: the feeling of emptiness after the end of a tv-series or movie, when
1) having to face the fact that all good things come to an end
2) having to let go of the bond that was built with the characters.
Leads in many cases to: addition to fan-fiction, discussion of every episode, and a re-watch of the tv-series/movie.
Durations range from an hour to multiple years.
Frank: "Hey buddy! What's up with Jimmy? He hasn't spoken a word today!"
Dennis: "I know. He just finished the last episode of Freaks and Geeks, and now he's having a Back-To-Reality complex..."
Frank: "Damn... How long do you think this will last?"
Dennis: "He'll get over it pretty soon for now, but after he does a re-watch of the series, it may last a little longer."
Legal-industral complex (n): The tendancy for a system of laws to become self-reinforcing and ever-increasingly complicated in order to provide continual employment for legal professionals. The legal-industrial complex is especially prominent in the United States, where a disproportionately high number of educated individuals choose to become lawyers as a default career path and/or attend law school without having much idea of what they actually want to do with a law degree, the result of which is a lawyer for roughly every hundred people.
Joe Bob: "Have you decided what to do with your liberal arts degree yet?"
Mary Jane: "Well, in an economy like this, there are no jobs available for people with my training. So I guess I'll go to law school."
Joe Bob: "Wow, you're going to become part of the legal-industrial complex."
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Fat people who think they are skinny and try to wear clothes that they know are too small. Even though they realize and acknowledge they are fat.
230 pound girl who is 5'3, shopping in Forever in the jr misses section.
Bitch if you don't get out of that section. There is nothing jr miss about you. You must have fat people complex.
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A woman who is large, bitchy, and still has the attitude that they're the hottest thing around.
That bitch has Miss Piggy complex
I'm diagnosing her with Miss Piggy complex
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When you see a man in crisis and feel an overwhelming urge to help them achieve happiness.
-burdensomeness
-burdensome
-difficult
-mr struggle
Rules:
He has to have a sort of corrupted innocence about him. He’s someone who tries to make other people happy, sometimes at his expense. He’s not trying to manipulate you, he genuinely feels hurt by something- you know it’s not your responsibility to help him, but you still feel inclined to try. This need to help him usually ends up turning into romantic feelings.
he said he’s doing drugs i’m really worried for him I want to help my stupid pete davidson complex,
I can fix him!
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