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The Cons is an exclusive clique made up of the 3 coolest short blond kids ever:
Connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute BITCH!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say I AM A BOY LALALALA since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his assignment pad cover, hell get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc porn and eat ramen..AT THE SAME TIME! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy
Conrad: winne's best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever
Justin: aka BLEACH or constin. also winne's best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!
Alex: *closes connors lcoker*
Connor: IM GONNA KILL U BITCH?!?!?!?!!!?!
in the middle of fire drill:
Conrad: *starts rolling aruond on the grass humming*
Justin: yeah im normal. AND NO I DIDNT BLEACH MY HAIR JOSH!
the cons.
Kanye Con is an elite event where people come together every week to play and talk about Kanye they also show pictures to each other of Kanye to each other
Ex 1: Wow (Kanye-Con) this year was really Kanye
Ex 2: Did u go to this years (Kanye-Con)?
Ex 3: What is (Kanye-Con)?
Ex 4: (Kanye-Con) is going to be great
Ex 5: my goodness did u see the latest (Kanye-Con)?
Alternative proper noun, created solely for:
Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).
So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.
"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"
Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!
Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.
A few words, in which Trump will acknowledge that the better man lost, and graciously, respectfully tell America to go fuck itself.
After a couple of seconds, all the networks cut away from Trump's Con-Session Speech, his last attempt to con the country, understanding that a zero TV rating would be the final, unsurvivable wound.
A shitty person. Someone that embodies the characteristics of a turd.
Ahi viene ese mojon con patas por la calle.
Here comes that Joe, that mojon con patas.
‘dining’ ( having oral sex ) with my girlfriend
Oye, estoy cenando con mi novia en este momento.
(or peas con 1) a gabba festival which uses 17% of the worlds electricity per concert.
pc1 "hey man u going to pez con 1?"
z " ye maybz will it b good?"
pc1 " yes!!!! it uses 17% of the worlds electricity!"
z " really /?"