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when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).
1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
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1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!
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When you've given so much oral sex to a guy/guys in a short space of time your throat and noes become sore and swollen, and can feel like the flu. Could also develop a cough.
I've had so much dick I think I got dick flu
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Yellow Flu is a term to describe the slow descent of a political party into self destruction.
Coined shortly after the 2010 general election in the UK Yellow Flu takes its name from the party colours of the Liberal Democrats.
Yellow Flu typically manifests itself within local party activists and councillors who do not get to directly enjoy the fruits of being in government. Namely a ministerial car or occasional dinner with News International lobbyists. First symptoms include a growing reluctance to defend Liberal Democrat supported policies beyond blaming the Labour party, the weather, or coalition, medium level symptoms include erratic opinion shifts and outbursts of crying. Terminal Yellow Flu results in resignation and oft repeated vows to never give Nick Clegg the time of day again.
Yellow Flu has given rise to another illness specific to Liberal Democrats. With the Conservative party considering the Liberal Democrats barely worth bothering with beyond a whip sheet, the Labour party is at its warmest, now completely opposed to talking to the Liberal Democrats with words other than "sellout", "lackies" or "shower of useless Tory supporting shites". This secondary illness is known as Yellow loneliness and it's becoming increasingly common for this to strike quickly after the onset of Yellow Flu.
Voter1: "Did you hear about that Lib Dem resigning?"
Voter2: "What? Why? I thought he was chuffed at having made the Tories implement the pupil premium, even though it was in both their manifestos?"
Voter1: "No. Apparently he can't support the coalition now"
Voter2: "After he's sold off our NHS, put us back in recession and propped up the Tories for two years?"
Voter1: "Yup. Must be Yellow Flu."
Voter2: "Twat."
Voter3: "Sorry I was just passing, did you just call a Liberal Democrat a twat? I quite agree. I remember tuition fees even if they don't"
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Sucking penis in jail for money
Tyrone was caught flu flamming
Tyrone was caught sucking dick in jail
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a state of intoxication
Lindsey was so drunk she told everyone she had bird flu to try to hide the fact that she was drunk. No one bought it.
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When the female gender (or male) loves a man in uniform, particularly a police officer.
"Omg Jackie, I just came back from this guys house and he's a cop" Jackie says "so you have the blue flu?"
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A term coined in late 2008 by Seattle Hip-Hop producer, S.A.T., and popularized by an affiliated rap group. The term refers to being under surveillance by the police or DEA often relating to the trade of cocaine. The term originates from the source of the virus, swine, or pigs, slang for police. If one's traphouse is "infected" with swine flu, the first course of action suggested is to vaccinate, or in other words, kill the pigs.
Person A: "Ay im tryna cop an elbow"
S.A.T.: "Mayne I got that swine flu, meet me in the CD in 15 and keep it on the low"
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