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i am in great painel pleasent help me

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"i AM in great painel pleasent help me"
As an idiota would say.

by Left4ni🅱🅱a September 27, 2017


a sigh for help

This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.

Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."

by von groovy August 19, 2024


potato-helping

Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.

A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.

B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.

A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.

by Roselle Corin July 3, 2023


will u help me hide a body?

Its asking if you want to help me hide a body which refers to having smacked someone very very hard...

Will u help me hide a body?
ehhh no
Come on it's laying there just on the floor
"runs away"

by Antipekka May 15, 2024


Your kind of help

When the consequences of you not taking this with the level of seriousness requires come for you... I will be there to either reap my reward or make things worse.

Hym "I don't need your kind of help and I'm not going to pretend you're not reading this. If I have to kill you kids over this I will. Whoever is telling you to ignore this does not care about their lives and you will regret listening to them."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024


if you find this then please help

please phuqing help me

god if you find this then please help me

what

by Qurtyz November 17, 2021


Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024