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guy job

The guy job is a form of male-male fellatio performed to the point orgasm. This sexual act usually involves severe gagging as the performer looks into the receiver's eyes

The guy job was legend to have first been performed by a male prostitute, Jim, on his lover, and wealthy vetinarian/ businessman, Guy.

The guy job is in identical to a blow job and is becoming a big part in the lifes of gay male couples and in gay porn

Jim sees Guy walk into his brothel- 'Oi, Guy, do you want a guy job?'

Guy- ' Yes, bitch, and hurry- I've got to meet Karl Marx in Dubai to plan that revolution thingy.'

by elpedro1234 September 1, 2013

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Pervert Job

A sexual act that is considered to be possibly one of the most perverted.It is usually accompanied by Irmo Jobs.It is when you get a blow job the girl sticks both her legs behind her head then spits the cum inside her vagina when you procede to anal fuck her.

No James, what type of girl do you think I am I would never give you a pervert job.

by James Liddell May 26, 2010

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finish the job

to finish the job is to actually cum inside the girl you're having sex w/, and not to use a condom or pull out

finish the job inside your girlfriend, she's on the pill

by I-5 October 4, 2006

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smear job

When you're trying to bang a girl with your mega huge soft-on which keeps sliding around the anal/vaginal region.

Jeff gave Ashley a Smear Job with his raging huge soft-on.

by Smearmaster November 27, 2009

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hum job

the practice of your partner,taking the whole of your scrotum,in the mouth and humming.(yes humming)..thus sensation is overwhelming,and climax occurs almost immediately.

come on luv,suck me balls,we,ve done everything else,and we,ve only been married 6 months.

by yosean March 31, 2003

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Nut Job

I saw this defined multiple times, and all of the 5 definitions I poured over had gotten a large negative vote spree. So I thought that this would help anyone who has to be looking for the definition of a "Nut job"

The "Nut Job" has nothing to do with Sexuality. It is completely and utterly the term used to describe a Maniac, Just like a Nut Case.

In other words, it is an old man or stalker that has lost his mind; Or just a Hyperactive person that is all over the place and always looking for fun

(I don't always use the term do this example is going to be crappy)

Person: "Did you see that old man walking down the street?"

DesertedChrome: "Yeah, I heard about him. He got arrested for multiple charges. He's a Nut Job"

by ArtificialPenguins February 26, 2012

176๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


crevice job

The act of sliding ones geintals in the crevice of another person, i.e.back of knee, inner elbow, armpit, etc. This is a sexual act that breakd down the barriers and leads to a closer freakier crevice sexual relationship. Also known as CJ's.

John: Yo, Jess gave me the best crevice job ever last night. The inside of her elbow is so smooth.
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!

by Anon345678 April 10, 2014