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Ya boy Jonathan

A dude that can do both . He can be weird but serious even be emotional and still have a resting bitch face . He is also the most extra person but also the most low key. But some how with all that he's athletic and some what smart buts acts stupid 24/7

Damn you're a mysterious mofo it's " ya boy Jonathan".

by Jus._.acloud October 16, 2017


Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

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Jonathan Safran Foer

J. S. Foer is a third-generation American-Jewish writer and so are all the characters he writes about. The worlds they inhabit, however, are fantastical, whimsical and full of war and sex, which, to Foer, are the deepest things there are as he is an atheist. He makes himself laugh in front of an open Microsoft Word document by typing phrases like "heavy boots" and "to have shit inbetween the brains" and "beating one's boner" and "dipshittake." He is married, which means he once had a girlfriend, which is surprising.

No, I do not have a girlfriend either, which is why I am on this site, making myself laugh in front of an open Internet Explorer Window.

His first novel was highly and almost ubiquitously acclaimed for its bravery, emotion, power, cleverness, insight, nobility, literary aesthetic, large paragraphs, typographical farts, and big words. These reviews made people who didn't review books confused, saying, often, "I thought it was really cool, but I didn't think it was...(quote from reviews here)."

Students of literature liked this book, because it was easy to interpret and write about at great lengths, and yet complex and open to different interpretations due to its abstractness of... not really symbolism, but something like that. Also, because it made them cry on every odd page and laugh on every even page.

His second was somewhat highly acclaimed because those critics who didn't hate it immensely felt awkward giving it a "OK" review in contrast to a terrible review.

These reviews made people who don't write reviews very confused about what they were supposed to like and what they were supposed to think was garbage.

Students of literature read this book and realized that Foer writes without any regard to meaning whatsoever, and are really upset that his work has been translated into over... what is it? Fifty languages? Seventy? because when the nuclear warhead drops on New York City like Foer thinks is going to happen, the people five-hundred years from now will have a copy of his second novel and think that that's the best that we could do.

derivatives:

Jonathan Safran Foery: (usually of a statement) clever in a way that makes one giggle as if on a lot of caffeine

Jonathan Safran Foer got a girlfriend and then lost his ability to write. I hope he'll get it back someday, because his first novel was sweet.

by glowoffirsttimethings June 15, 2006

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Jonathan Safran Foer

J. S. Foer is a third-generation American-Jewish writer and so are all the characters he writes about. In some small way. The worlds they inhabit, however, are fantastical, whimsical and full of war and sex, which, to Foer, are the deepest things there are as he is an atheist.

He makes himself laugh in front of an open Microsoft Word document by typing phrases like "heavy boots" and "to have shit inbetween the brains" and "beating one's boner" and "dipshittake"; which is a rather pathetic thing for a man of his success level to be doing. He is married, which means he once had a girlfriend, which is surprising.

No, I do not have a girlfriend either, which is why I am on this site, making myself laugh in front of an open Internet Explorer Window.

His first novel was highly and almost ubiquitously acclaimed for its bravery, emotion, power, insight, nobility, literary aesthetic, lack of paragraph breaks, typographical farts, and clever use of the thesaurus function in Microsoft Word.

These reviews made people who didn't review books confused, saying, often, "I thought it was really cool, but I didn't think it was...(quote from reviews here)."

Students of literature liked this book, because it was easy to interpret and write about at great lengths, and yet complex and open to different interpretations due to its abstractness of... not really symbolism, but something like that.

Also, because it made them cry on every odd page and laugh on every even page.

His second was somewhat highly acclaimed because those critics who didn't hate it immensely felt awkward giving it a "OK" review in contrast to a terrible review.

These reviews made people who don't write reviews very confused about what they were supposed to like and what they were supposed to think was garbage.

Students of literature read this book and realized that Foer writes without any regard to meaning whatsoever, and that his first book was good largely by mistake, and are really upset that his work has been translated into over... what is it? Fifty languages? Seventy? because when the nuclear warhead drops on New York City like Foer thinks is going to happen, the people five-hundred years from now will have a copy of his second novel and think that that's the best that we could do.

Jonathan Safran Foer got a girlfriend and then lost his ability to write. I hope he'll ditch her get it back because his first novel was sweet.

by theglowoffirsttimethings June 18, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


such a Jonathan thing to say

Expression originating from Louisiana; over-exaggerating a compliment toward a lady friend

- better be wearin' sunglasses cuz you are that radiant
- gosh,that was such a Jonathan thing to say !

by NEM3sisss December 6, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonathan Timothy Karl

A person who is chill.He is always helpful in bad ways. Doesn't get mad at all,the brother Of Saksham, nice guy,doesn't talk a lot.

Being a Jonathan Timothy Karl is the best thing ever.

by kallos November 23, 2021

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Jonathan Gaming JG Myths

A channel that is cringey and make gaming challenges

JG Myths: Hi everyone I'm Jonathan Gaming JG Myths welcome to Part 2 of my Fire Emblem Heroes Challenge.

by Jonathan Gaming February 24, 2019

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