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1st base:making out
2nd base:seeing naked
3rd base:touching naked
homerun:sex
up to bat: u have a gf/bf
in outfield:single
I got to second base yesterday, and I was hoping it would go to 3rd.
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When you can't go to school because your mom's with your little sister
Dylan why are you not at school again
Dylan - because I am second favorite
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Byler is a perfect definition of sloppy seconds Will getting his sisters leftovers how lovely
“Sloppy seconds byler is the worse”
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Delaying a household task because you need to take a shit (go number two).
“I don’t have time to mow the fucking lawn right now — I have to plead the second.”
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1 - a girl/guy who likes anal/kinky sex
2 - a guy who is into being dominated, or a girl who likes to be dominating (aka bondage)
Him and his man only do it in the second row.
Why won't you do her? Cause she to be in the second row!
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Very risky move, trying to get to second base with a girl without knowing if she's going to be accepting. Similar to stealing a base in baseball.
I tried stealing second last night, which ended in her naming me as a fuckboy.
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When you made a comeback once, but then you do it again
“Yo, HSI made a second comeback”
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