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A Blue Waffle ridden vagina belonging to someone who is also on their period and bleeding like a raw Steak.
I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.
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(a state) To be drunk or wildly intoxicated to the point you see blue
Last night i got so smurfed i woke up in a dumpster
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Derogatory term for a male's uncircumcised penis.
"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."
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A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.
Eric: Dude, I just took a shit in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!
John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.
Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.
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The Area where your balls and asshole are not located. Between where you balls stop and your asshole begins.
I have Poisin ivy on my Smurf Trench.THat ivy sure did ransack my Choad!
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The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.
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