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Mikhia Stevens

Mikhia Stevens is the friend you never wanted. He will endlessly roast you and make you hate yourself. He's dumb and tall like an ugly deformed giraffe.

Therapist: why do you hate yourself?
Me: well, I'm friends with Mikhia Stevens
Therapist: say less.

by ihateumikhia September 17, 2020


Cyclone Steven

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.

News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."

by DanVito December 8, 2006


nicholas stevens

a blonde bitch boy who eats ashes from dearly departed loved ones. Hobbies include slapping Mohammads titties and making a Minecraft server for ww3. Donald Trump is his idol and his dad!

Nicholas Stevens lookin extra fruity today

by awkward_boomer January 11, 2020


Risë Stevens

(pronounced "REE-sah") (born June 11, 1913, New York City) is a famous opera singer who was popular from the 1940's through the 1960's.

Why don't you come over to my house and listen to my recording of Risë Stevens singing Carmen.

by Crystal Myth February 2, 2010


Janasia stevens

She’s always hungry and she will be disrespectful when she is disrespected but she is caring beautiful and faithful and that all I have

Janasia stevens is hungry

by JaNasia stevens April 18, 2019


Pulling A Steven

Abandoning an entire alias or chat of some sort shortly after saying "Fuck you guys"

Fuck you guys i'm pulling a Steven

by mynameissteven July 27, 2016


Pulling a Steven

When you leave the call for very suspicious reasons.

1:Alright guys im gonna go clean my room.

2:Hes definetly pulling a Steven.

by YashiRawr September 14, 2022