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When you work in the grocery industry and your boss says you are working in a challenged store he really means it’s a shit hole.
The store you are going to work at is a “Challenged Store”
Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.
"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"
"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"
A classic case of store defective.
flamingo:welcome to dead dog store what dead dog do you want
noob: djdbs dkd sksjs sjs sjs sn
flamingo:ok your becoming a new dead dog
A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store
Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat
Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?
Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got
Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
A place a Mexican drug cartel hides to sell all sorts of various drugs.
"I heard they opened a new piñata store down the block"
a man who owns a mexican store
I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.
The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.
"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."