she's your lobster

She's the love of your life.

As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.

PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.

CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...

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far she blows

What a pirate or a sail man would say when something extreme happened.

yaarg, FAR SHE BLOWS.

or

"Katie Fahrer show blows!"

she looks 2

A phrase used when referring to a look served by the queen Biblegirl666

"Did you see Biblegirl's look from last night? She looks 2!"

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dude she's 12

Used to explain why a 20 year old can't have a certain girlfriend.

"OMG I met this awesome girl online!"

"Dude she's 12."

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she can get it

meaning that the female bieng spoken about looks good enough to "beat" or make love too

david: yo gabe check out dat girl...
gabe: shes pretty good looking she can get it...
david: yupp id beat too...

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she belongs to the streets

a hoe, when she hoe around way too much

Timmy- “See her snapscore? Over 1 million, so she belongs to the streets”
Bob- “Fr tho!”

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she took the kids

What happens when your wife catches you lackin.

Guy 1: I cant believe she took the kids
Guy 2: That's pretty gay

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