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Insecure Bear

The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.

Never featured on the show.

Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!

Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!

Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.

by Joel April 14, 2005


drop bear

A marsupial related to the koala but much more aggressive in nature. Drops from trees onto unsuspecting prey and rips them apart with their large teeth and claws. Several people who go camping in the Australian outback fall victim to this creature each year.

see also hoop snake

Did you hear that? It sounded like a drop bea...AAAAUUGGGHHAAAAAUUTH!!!! *rip rip tear tear*

by Alex Mackay May 01, 2004


Pedo Bear

A pedifile bear who waits for you at the bottom of the slide!

Stop trying to rape me you pedo bear!

by Kenny00911 November 05, 2009


Meth Bear

A retro/alternate Boston Bruins logo of a bear that looks like it's addicted to meth.

Did you see the Winter Classic jerseys? They've got Meth Bear!

by Mkenz December 06, 2022


happy bear

A bear you must befriend. You can drink tea with a happy bear, they are good for you and they are good for me.

A happy bear is a good bear, a good bear for tea. A good bear for me.

by LegendaryOwlCarnival July 18, 2017


Whack the Bear

Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.

"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"

by Shinobura April 11, 2008


Glesg@ Bear

1.The most useless and ignorant of all usenet posters.

2. One who thinks that providing a link to this site is "proof".

3. A complete loser with no friends, and a major chip on his shoulder regarding the catholic church.

Glesg@ Bear - "you skipped past the link, that proves you're a bigot."

by Keith, the amazing Sockpuppet November 13, 2004