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14 Years Old

The age when clearing browser history and moving your hand up and down (or in and out) are the most common activities. However there isn't anything wrong with them if they wanna do that, it is a natural.

Some Gieser: "These 14 Year Olds need stop wanking off and do something productive with their lives"

Other Bloke: "Fuck up mate when you were 14 years old you probably wanked off every 2 secs and got hard every time you saw a girls skin."

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

131๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


12 year old

A 12 year old is simply a person who is 12. Maturity has nothing to do with it. I'm 12, and I cannot even begin to describe the hate I receive every day for something I can't control. Ridiculing someone for being 12 is like insulting someone for their sexuality - you're degrading them for something they can't control.
I am not an immature little asshole.
So, if you hate on 12 year olds just to make your pathetic little life seem slightly plausible, then kindly pull your head out of your ass before it gets stuck.

Person 1: OMFG 12 year olds are so stupid! I hope they all rot in hell.
Person 2: I hope you jump off a cliff.

by pinnocking November 23, 2014

1491๐Ÿ‘ 399๐Ÿ‘Ž


11 year old

a person that isn't horrible just because they are 11

and no, they aren't all immature and weird
just because they are younger than you doesn't mean anything and don't pick on them because they can't control their age. if you do pick on them because they've been on this earth for 11 years, you are an ageist :)

11 year old: hey! how are you.
someone older: ew, get away from me 11 year old.
11 year old: just because im 11 doesn't mean anything. and i cant control when i was born.
someone older: whatever

by heyyyhowyoudoing February 9, 2021

46๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


year round cold

When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.

"You know that guy Eric?"
"Don't hang with him man, he's got a year round cold."

by JACK April 8, 2005


17-Year Old

Most of them are juniors or high school seniors who now drive or are learning to drive. Those who are seniors have the goal of either applying to college or having a job. Senioritis hits on as the 17-year old tires of repetitive high school assignments and gains interest of college, last-time extracurricular activities, as well as partying and sex when the person becomes eighteen.

The typical male 17-year old can only legally hit on other high-schoolers, but is sick of masturbation and basic high-school chicks who still look twelve. Probably lies about his age and sexts through Reddit and Snapchat, but doesn't admit the grand feat to his comrades.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 24, 2022


there's always next year

A phrase often heard in Cleveland or it's surrounding parts. Generally used to express a mix of disappointment and misguided hope towards a team's chances of winning in the upcoming year after having failed to win a championship. Useable in regard to any sport with one major championship per year.

Person #1: The Cleveland Browns went 4 and 12 this year.
Person #2: Oh well, there's always next year...

by slf040519 June 15, 2007

42๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


22.3 year rule

The time it takes for a tragedy to be declared as funny. Satirical comments about said tragedy is deemed acceptable.

AIDS is declared funny as more than 22.3 years has gone by since the first case. Lol.

by umplo May 16, 2005

377๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž