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a person that isn't horrible just because they are 11
and no, they aren't all immature and weird
just because they are younger than you doesn't mean anything and don't pick on them because they can't control their age. if you do pick on them because they've been on this earth for 11 years, you are an ageist :)
11 year old: hey! how are you.
someone older: ew, get away from me 11 year old.
11 year old: just because im 11 doesn't mean anything. and i cant control when i was born.
someone older: whatever
When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.
"You know that guy Eric?"
"Don't hang with him man, he's got a year round cold."
Most of them are juniors or high school seniors who now drive or are learning to drive. Those who are seniors have the goal of either applying to college or having a job. Senioritis hits on as the 17-year old tires of repetitive high school assignments and gains interest of college, last-time extracurricular activities, as well as partying and sex when the person becomes eighteen.
The typical male 17-year old can only legally hit on other high-schoolers, but is sick of masturbation and basic high-school chicks who still look twelve. Probably lies about his age and sexts through Reddit and Snapchat, but doesn't admit the grand feat to his comrades.
A phrase often heard in Cleveland or it's surrounding parts. Generally used to express a mix of disappointment and misguided hope towards a team's chances of winning in the upcoming year after having failed to win a championship. Useable in regard to any sport with one major championship per year.
Person #1: The Cleveland Browns went 4 and 12 this year.
Person #2: Oh well, there's always next year...
The time it takes for a tragedy to be declared as funny. Satirical comments about said tragedy is deemed acceptable.
AIDS is declared funny as more than 22.3 years has gone by since the first case. Lol.
The year when your parents no longer whoop your ass.
Person 1: I TURNED EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!
Person 2: No more ass whooping from your parents!
Somebody who was born in 2010 if they are in the year 2021. No need to insult them, you can't change their age.
A: haha look at that 11 year old. He's such an idiot.
B: So?
A: He's Underaged LMAO
B: What are you gonna do? Change their age you dumb sausage?