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so you think you can dance

Horrible, horrible reality show that was created by the same satan that created American Idol, however, contestants dance rather than sing.

"Let's watch 'So You Think You Can Dance"!

"Better idea, let's shoot ourselves in the face."

by kidnutrageous June 3, 2006

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You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket

You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket

You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket

by Tohruus April 7, 2021


Wait I think I know who joe is

“Wait I think I know who joe is” is a random joke used during…. Idk….

Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama

Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz

by Geloite the Protogen January 17, 2022


look like a girl but i think like a guy

NOT LADY-LIKE TO BEHAVE LIKE A SLIME EASY TO BE SLEAZY WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FILTHY MIND

- Marina Diamandis.

one of the best songs by marina!!

hey, i look like a girl but i think like a guy, is this normal?

istg it will take me a lot to submit this shit

by dumbitcharlie May 4, 2023


So You Think You Can Dance

A show about a bunch of faggots and uptight sluts bouncing around like like retards, bitching at each other over whose prance was better and over acting emotion. This is also known as a great loss of time in ones life, be warned, if you watch it, you will not get the time back.

If i was a faggot I would go on So You Think You Can Dance

by ;.[;.';. February 2, 2010

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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus March 21, 2011

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Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

The literal worst instagram caption you can ever use. If you use this you will get bullied

Did you see demarcus's caption? it was Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

by danielkhan December 27, 2018