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weather grandpa

(N.B: this term is based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather).

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.

everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

by Sexydimma April 29, 2014


weather queer

When the weather just can't make up it's mind about whether it's hot or cold.

Mark: We got 87 degrees yesterday and now today it's like 29.
Daniel: Florida is so weather queer lmao

by knuckles0 January 27, 2021


Under-weathered

Past tense of being under the weather.

He was quite under-weathered for a couple of years after he lost his wife.

by ptyinssndksbrbra October 12, 2022


Ugly Weather

Ugly weather: A type of weather involving sunny skies, humidity, bright lights, and rare occurrences of wind, also linked with Walking Weather. A vampires least favorite weather🍷

Vamp: I hate ugly weather
Human: Oh same
Human2: Why? It’s lovely?

Vamp: bites
Human: Nice dawg
Vamp+Human: Makes out

by Rawr x3 zzzz✨ September 13, 2022


"spicy" weather-temps forecast

"Chili today, hot tamale"

The weatherman smilingly gave a really "spicy" weather-temps forecast on the radio today, and so I just **assumed** (yeah, I know, I know... never a good idea!) that the wind was gonna be pleasantly scented with yummy delectable barbecue-flavors for a couple days. But it's actually had very little odor at all during this period, just as plain old ordinary air usually does... what a disappointment!

by QuacksO October 16, 2018

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Anne Murray weather

Refers to where there are a few rain-sprinkles during an otherwise mild balmy day.

As it happens, I am actually all set in da romantic department, so da only reason dat it's "Raining In My Heart" is dat I was hoping to get some work done outdoors, but it's been Anne Murray weather off and on all morning!

by QuacksO March 23, 2019


Cribbage Weather

Sometimes its a nice day, sometimes shitty, but its always a good day for cribbage.

Alyssa - call your Dad and set up a game!

How’s the weather there. It’s cribbage weather

by AllDavesRock February 27, 2023