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When you spank a non-binary person's ass with a hand full of shit while calling them a bitch.
man my hand still smell like shit from that dirty thomas i pulled yesterday
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A pretty hot man that plays in criminal minds as Hotch (HOTch)
Did u saw Thomas Gibson’s new instagram photo with mgg?
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Former linebacker of the Alabama Crimson Tide and the Kansas City Chiefs. Known primarily for rushing the QB, getting sacks, forcing fumbles, chasing down plays from the backside, and displaying his amazing athletic ability. Wore #58. Also known as DT, a play on the LT of Lawrence Taylor. Holds the NFL single game record for sacks in a game with 7. Once had 20 sacks in a single season. Died prematurely while still a member of the Chiefs due to complications from injuries sustained in a car accident.
The left tackle was embarrassed by Derrick Thomas, who whipped around him, sacked the QB, forced a fumble, scooped it up and ran for the easy TD.
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another name for having a wank(cokney slang)
gor im so frustrated im goin to av a thomas the tank
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The guy on the nickel
The guy who "wrote" the Declaration of Independence (he only put words on paper)
The 3rd president of the US
The guy that had an affair with Sally Hemmings
The guy who was "best buddies" with John Adams, but then had disagreements with him about political issues, causing them to split apart and not talk to each other for 12 years.
The guy who died exactly 50 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence (7/4/1826), same day as John Adams (coincidence much?)
TJ gave Napoleon money to fund his war against Europe.
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The biggest asshole you will ever know. He ain’t the true “BiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToR”, he didn’t even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Y’all who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.🙄
“You know that guy who invented electricity?”
“Ohhhh yea, Nikola Tesla.”
“No, Thomas Edison did”
“You poor dumb fuck”
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When a guy does somebody up the ass and before ejaculation he partially pulls out leaving the head of the penis in the ass and masterbates until he cums. The term originates in Ireland and is named after an upper class store in Dublin
I was with this chick last night and I gave her the Brown Thomas. Anal Sex
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