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Titt•y Mc•Cooch
plural: Teet-McCüchz
origin: (dual origin) From the Greek word tiētō and the American fast-food chain McDonalds
Definition: extremely impressive and admirable; inspiring great respect and dip snaps; very traditional in some cultures
~At a wedding ceremony~
Priest/Elvis (in Vegas): Do you Horace, take Agatha to be your lovely wedded wife?
Horace: I d-
Guy in the audience: Ooooo Oooooooo!!!! We've got an open bar!!!! Titty McCooch!!!
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when a small amount of milk secretes from a breast when you become aroused or hot.
is that titty dribble or are just happy to see me?
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this is the title given to fat women in their mid forties who do not shower as often as any other human worth a shit does. these women dismiss most, if not all hygienic routines from their daily lives and regularly wears bowl cuts or dike cuts with bleach blond streaks in it.
often miss-interpreted as an overweight trailer-trash lesbian.
dude- aww man! look at muskeg titties over there!
friend- peel off the scabs and youre good to go!
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1. Noun. The song to which a stripper chooses to dance to.
"Star always dances to this song! It's her favorite titty ditty."
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When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).
Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.
It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.
At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.
A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.
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whippedbig titties titty whipped
She whipped his face with her big titty. She titty whipped him.
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Not necessarily a "titty that is shitty" but actually used to express anger or frustration. Most widely used when something doesn't go your way or you hurt yourself but most common in extremely chill environments such as in a housey or on a boat.
John: Jimmy just got absolutely raped. That's too bad.
Nick: Shitty titty...
Ahhhh shitty titty I spilled my beer.
Shitty titty it's hot in here.
This party is one big shitty titty. No beer and no girls.
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