dick for cheese

A phrase commonly used to describe wankers in their early 20s to mid 40s who just don't give a fuck.

Adrian, Bevan, Lee, Will and Craig are all dick for cheese.

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Wiener Cheese

A yellow crusty residue that resembles that of a dried spray cheese, commonly found on the gooch or shaft, of the male genitalia and is the result of low personal hygiene.

Peter get your disgusting wiener cheese away from me.

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windex and cheese

What sperm tastes like

If I had to describe the taste of sperm, I'd say it was like windex and cheese.

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chalk and cheese

Two things that might be confused as similar but which are in fact very different.

Fedora and Ubuntu are like chalk and cheese.

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freeze the cheese

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

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Cheese Roll

When someone fingers you whilst eating a cheese roll

Did you hear Sam cheese rolled that girl?

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Mac And Cheese

Good food, Its tasty.

Me : IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

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