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the biggest of melts...
"Luke Sanders, you're such a melt"
"i cannot believe Luke did that, the big melt"
Australian rock God. Lead vocals and guitarist in 5 Seconds of Summer. biological configuration: 70% legs, 15% shoulders, 10% hair, 2% eyes, 2% puppy, 1% lip ring.
It's Luke Hemmings! Man that guy has long legs.
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Luke Hemmings is a giant Australian from Sydney. He is in a Band '5 Seconds of Summer' (5SOS) and is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist. He has gorgeous blonde hair, a dimple in his right cheek and lip piercing on his left side. His long lanky legs go on forever and with his broad shoulders he looks like a walking triangle. His singing voice is the voice of an angel, along with his talking voice. His smile lights up the room and you will loose your breathe at the sight of this gorgeous human being. Just hearing his laugh will brighten your day. He is quite awkward but always has something funny to say. He is truly a gift from god himself.
These being only a few reasons as to why I love him.
You: Look at that guy over there, he's kind of cute.
Me: Yeah, but he's not Luke Hemmings cute.
You: Too true.
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ugly boiz who smoke when they r unborn because they are so hard and cool rawr Xd they also act up to everyone and r prostitute strippers who want 2 fuck for some bling bling when they flex their fokn club penguin wristband. never be like a luke! they are also huuuuge virgins like yikeys
Luke: Hey peng tings, check this out. I got the exclusive copy of The My Little Pony Movie, cool, right? Don't even say it, I know I'm so amazing. Let's fuck.
*woman have left the chat*
Luke's Mother: Oh Lukey boy, stop playing around! You're my little gorgeous boy.
Luke: Thank u mummy
Luke's Grandmother: haha ur so funny my sweet angel cake
Luke: Thank u grandmama
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Luke Loud is a character who appeared in an episode of the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Luke appeared in S1E23A “One of the Boys.” He is the male version of Luna Loud, and is the third oldest of the genderbent Loud children at 15 years old. He has a dark brown mohawk, a purple shirt with a skull on it, purple boots, black pants, and a denim vest.
Luke Loud is a musician!
When you’re doing anal with a random chick, pull your dick out fast, look down, and see poopy on you shaft. Disgusted by the sight of her partly digested dinner from the previous night, you proceed to vomit on the floor. Rather than clean it up, you decide to instead cover it with the local newspaper!
Andrew- Hey bro, did you hear that Luke discovered a new sex move? It’s called the Poopy Luke!
Kevin- Yeah, he was banging her, pulled out fast, saw the poopy, puked, then covered it with the newspaper. CLASSIC LUKE!!!
Devon's guitar playing, ring wearing, dreadlocked star. Third place runner up of The X Factor 2013. Dad to Gizmo the dog. The original Friendie, adored by friendies everywhere.
Luke Friend is our lovely hairball.
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