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proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.
See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"
Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.
Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.
"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."
1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm
anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.
A type of plant that is the leader of the local plant gang. Is usually a cactus or some other poky plant. Acts as a "representative" for their gang in all of the rumbles. You don't want to mess with them.
Damn boi, that plant representative is mighty fine.
A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.
Oh, ok. Don't worry. Next time I'll get you with the plant wrap.--Igor