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A sexy beautiful white girl with light brown eyes and a beautiful body!
Damnnnnnn!!! Hannah's a Delicious Vanilla Milkshake!
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The grasshopper leebra milkshake is also known as the commonly known motorboat. The head is placed between the females breast and the male must eat out (AKA rub his face in the breast).
The pretty woman gave Timothy the Grasshopper leebra milkshake
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When someone cums into a blender, then mixes in chocolate syrup and their personal toenail clippings, then feeds it to the person they are keeping captive in their basement.
Joe felt bad about harvesting his prisoner's organs on the black market, so he decided to make her a Scooby-Doo Milkshake to cheer her up.
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When you take a used condom and put a straw in it then put it back in a drink and offer it to someone.
i gave this girl my nutter-butter milkshake and she said it was very salty
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when a dude fucks a girl in the ass while she takes a shit
dude1: yo man i got a chocolate milkshake last night
dude 2: how was it?
dude 1: it was amazing the hot shit going down my cock felt so0oOoO goood
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Saw Sulley's mom at the mall today and spilled my milkshake.
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To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>
A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,
Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.
prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.
Ahh that lumpy Strawberry Milkshake was refreshing, but i did'nt taste any strawberry!
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