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Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size
His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong
Tommy Talouca is from hallway "C". He's a Two. And he's got to get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples.
"Who's Tommy Talouca?"
" I don't know. All I know is... I SURE DO LOVE THEM APPLES".
" seriously do you have brain damage?"
Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.
The team we are playing today is Tommy football.
Beautiful, caring, but she can also be a savage watch out if you mess with her feelings, she can be your best dream or your worst nightmare.
"Tommie Jae is an amazing person, if you treat her right."
A sporting legend prone to injuries in his old age.
1: Might try a Goosie on the ref
2: Mate be careful, Tommy Burke blew out his knees doing one of those.
Meaning “fucked” “completely knackered” or “very tired”.
Alice was sitting on the edge of her couch, yawning and having a stretch she then announced: “Awwwh, I’m tommy tucked”.