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A horrendous Kareoke spot X graveyard for our beloved bakes who died in vain strapped to 3 litres of sex on the beach.
You went to worlds worst bar. Oh that must’ve been Tommy’s bar
Tommy Feltip is known for eating poo. He also married Jk rowling. His dog window Pillow is mad at him and attacking😡😡😡
Tommy: I ate poo today.
Therapist: You need to stop doing that, Tommy Feltip. It's not healthy!
Beautiful, caring, but she can also be a savage watch out if you mess with her feelings, she can be your best dream or your worst nightmare.
"Tommie Jae is an amazing person, if you treat her right."
A sporting legend prone to injuries in his old age.
1: Might try a Goosie on the ref
2: Mate be careful, Tommy Burke blew out his knees doing one of those.
Meaning “fucked” “completely knackered” or “very tired”.
Alice was sitting on the edge of her couch, yawning and having a stretch she then announced: “Awwwh, I’m tommy tucked”.